I win!

I do not consider myself a competitive person. I don't challenge Scrabble words. I lose in Trivial Pursuit with a shrug and an "oh well". I perpetually take last place in card games, usually with a negative score. Doesn't matter. I'm cool with it.

But today...

Today, at the OB I peed in a cup. And when I placed the pee cup in the little wall cubby, there was another one already there from someone else.

Mine was way more clear.

I totally won.