here we go...

Well, my kid sure is cute. One question though... should I have been required to pass a written exam or do a baby internship or something? Because right now I do not think I would not have passed that class...

Sorry little Levi.. we'll learn together!

So. An update.

Due date has come and gone, I am puffy and crabby with a ton of amniotic fluid, and am subsequently working from home, anticipating a water break gush by sitting on a pee pad like an unhousebroken chihuahua.

So we'll go ahead and create a "TMI" label now, as I'm sure it will be used again very soon...

I would like to thank the masses for telling me that I am "all baby" and that the 50+ pounds I've gained are only in my belly.

Therefore, it is with deep regret that I inform you that I have just discovered my first stretch marks. Massive angry streaks... on my butt.

So maybe I have been "sure do liking" pancakes a little too much...

Dear Kid:

Ready when you are. Really. I'm tired of running to google every time I may have a "pre labor" symptom. Who knew a loose poop could make me so excited?

huh.

Today I thought my water broke. Turns out I had just peed my pants a little..

October!

So kid... about this due date you have coming up this month. You're going to NOT take after your mama in the area of puncutality, and actually show up on time (dare I ask it.. even early!), right?

I don't mind carrying you around all the time. I really don't. Yes, you are pretty darn heavy. And I do look like a crazy person in the grocery store parking lot when I make that "world's strongest man" grunt every time I get out of the car before I realize there are people around.

But let's get down to the serious issue here:

It is now fall. And none of my closed-toe shoes fit.