Thursday, January 28, 2010

Ralph

My baby pukes on me every time we are getting ready to go out the door.

Every. Single. Time.

At first I thought maybe I was rushing around too fast, that he was sensing my urgency and was stress puking as a result. So, I moved veeeeerrrrry slooooooowly while getting ready to go out the door. Slooowly, slooowly so as not to stress the baby.

The result? I was ultimately late to a lot of appointments, but the pukes still came. All over him; all over me.

I had to analyze. What was the difference between everyday normal activity and when we leave the house?

And then I realized.

When we leave the house... I put on deodorant.