So we'll go ahead and create a "TMI" label now, as I'm sure it will be used again very soon...

I would like to thank the masses for telling me that I am "all baby" and that the 50+ pounds I've gained are only in my belly.

Therefore, it is with deep regret that I inform you that I have just discovered my first stretch marks. Massive angry streaks... on my butt.

So maybe I have been "sure do liking" pancakes a little too much...