You'll be here in 5 weeks. Well, technically, according to the range of "normal" births with respect to due dates, you'll be here in 2-7 weeks. (two??!! oy.)
What do you look like? Do you have dark eyes and an ample bottom like both of your parents?
And do you like it when I tickle what I can only assume is your little butt, or is that little kick that follows a display of "my mom is so embarrassing" annoyance?
Also, did you know that your momma looks like a crazy person when she talks to you while she is driving?
If you go into labor at work you can call me and I won't insist you have to go to the hospital that instant...
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